"So live…"

"So live…"

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

Man. I bet you'd be a lot of fun at parties, if you ever got invited to any.

Man. I bet you'd be a lot of fun at parties, if you ever got invited to any.

Counterpoint: I saw Matthew Good get clipped in the face with an empty beer bottle and it was the funniest thing ever. Fuck that guy.

Counterpoint: I saw Matthew Good get clipped in the face with an empty beer bottle and it was the funniest thing ever. Fuck that guy.

Here's what I don't get about that particular wingnut theory: Obama's had four years to take away everybody's guns, raise taxes and give the money to gay Kenyan socialists, and legalize white slavery.

Here's what I don't get about that particular wingnut theory: Obama's had four years to take away everybody's guns, raise taxes and give the money to gay Kenyan socialists, and legalize white slavery.

There's nothing sadder than a lazy troll. Lobsters, try harder. You're bumming me out.

There's nothing sadder than a lazy troll. Lobsters, try harder. You're bumming me out.

V… A… G…

V… A… G…

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed.

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent is the only game I've ever had to stop playing—entirely, forever—because it was just too fucking scary.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent is the only game I've ever had to stop playing—entirely, forever—because it was just too fucking scary.

Spite-charity is my favourite kind of charity.

Spite-charity is my favourite kind of charity.