As a male bisexual, it's always interesting to hear that I might not exist.

As a male bisexual, it's always interesting to hear that I might not exist.

Okay, that was kind of a bullshit false dichotomy. I admit it's been a few years since I've listened to that one. I'll dig it out this afternoon and see if I can't hear it your way.

Okay, that was kind of a bullshit false dichotomy. I admit it's been a few years since I've listened to that one. I'll dig it out this afternoon and see if I can't hear it your way.

I open up my wallet, and it is full






OF COCK

I open up my wallet, and it is full






OF COCK

When listening to their music, I'm thinking about smoking weed in my friend Kristy's car in high school and talking about how, like, this would totally be the album I put on if the world was ending.

When listening to their music, I'm thinking about smoking weed in my friend Kristy's car in high school and talking about how, like, this would totally be the album I put on if the world was ending.

GIVING ME A 'B' WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN FIREFLY!

GIVING ME A 'B' WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN FIREFLY!

I guess it depends on what you're looking for, but I still think:

I guess it depends on what you're looking for, but I still think:

I saw Serenity twice opening weekend. The second time I ended up sitting next to a huge biker-looking guy with a bright blue mohawk. When Wash died, he made this awful anguished sound I hope I never hear another human being make in my life.

I saw Serenity twice opening weekend. The second time I ended up sitting next to a huge biker-looking guy with a bright blue mohawk. When Wash died, he made this awful anguished sound I hope I never hear another human being make in my life.

I can never judge anyone for getting emotionally attached to a fictional character, because I got so attached to a fictional spaceship that watching Serenity crash literally made me sick to my stomach. I was so upset I nearly missed what happened to Wash.

I can never judge anyone for getting emotionally attached to a fictional character, because I got so attached to a fictional spaceship that watching Serenity crash literally made me sick to my stomach. I was so upset I nearly missed what happened to Wash.

Apparently the Miranda arc would have played out over the entirety of Season 2, if there had been a Season 2.

Apparently the Miranda arc would have played out over the entirety of Season 2, if there had been a Season 2.

He still acts, but I think it's mostly on stage.

He still acts, but I think it's mostly on stage.