I had to take "Matthew 25:21" off my iPod after a series of embarrassing crying-on-public-transit incidents.

@avclub-ad45e11f2e88b8963920c79cd1d8755e:disqus Wallace Shawn, gay? Inconceivable!

@avclub-ad45e11f2e88b8963920c79cd1d8755e:disqus Wallace Shawn, gay? Inconceivable!

Darnielle's kid is the most metal 11-month-old alive.

Darnielle's kid is the most metal 11-month-old alive.

I got mugged in Saskatoon last summer. I shit you not.

I got mugged in Saskatoon last summer. I shit you not.

Jesus, you must have been something to watch at air guitar.

Jesus, you must have been something to watch at air guitar.

Me : Louis C.K. :: Louis C.K. : Ewan McGregor

Me : Louis C.K. :: Louis C.K. : Ewan McGregor

"High energy physics doesn't strike me as a scientific pursuit so much as a self-fulfilling prophecy."

"High energy physics doesn't strike me as a scientific pursuit so much as a self-fulfilling prophecy."

And that's worse than what you backwards third-world motherfuckers have right now?

Jesus Christ, you guys are making me misty over some fucking CD wallets I got for Xmas in the 90's.

Jesus Christ, you guys are making me misty over some fucking CD wallets I got for Xmas in the 90's.

@avclub-a43012a332fc066e7ecf57a9b678fb51:disqus Look at how hard the left wing in the United States is getting fucked in the ass and then re-think your position of "attack everyone who shares 99% of my principles but made a rude joke." A lot more is at stake.

@avclub-a43012a332fc066e7ecf57a9b678fb51:disqus Look at how hard the left wing in the United States is getting fucked in the ass and then re-think your position of "attack everyone who shares 99% of my principles but made a rude joke." A lot more is at stake.

Oh no. they would find you out

Oh no. they would find you out