Canadian here, had the URL in my clipboard to email to my tech guy. Fuuuuuuuck.

Canadian here, had the URL in my clipboard to email to my tech guy. Fuuuuuuuck.

British Columbia pats you on the head, because that's adorable.

British Columbia pats you on the head, because that's adorable.

I will go to my grave as the only person who loved every second of the noir parody they did with him. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.

I will go to my grave as the only person who loved every second of the noir parody they did with him. I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.

That reminds me of the single worst thing I've ever seen on a bumper sticker: "If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."

That reminds me of the single worst thing I've ever seen on a bumper sticker: "If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them."

I was at the thing in Calgary that reunited the entire cast of TNG. I don't know what I was expecting, but it was definitely not Captain Picard kissing Commander Riker right on the mouth.

I was at the thing in Calgary that reunited the entire cast of TNG. I don't know what I was expecting, but it was definitely not Captain Picard kissing Commander Riker right on the mouth.

The same people who make the shitty seats cheaper make the better seats more expensive.

The same people who make the shitty seats cheaper make the better seats more expensive.

Yo mama's kerning is so bad, all her hyperlinks say "dick here."

Yo mama's kerning is so bad, all her hyperlinks say "dick here."

You'll have to take that up with Pierre Boulle, not Burton: it's how the original 1963 novel ended.

You'll have to take that up with Pierre Boulle, not Burton: it's how the original 1963 novel ended.

The part in Captain EO where the alien sneezed on me.

The part in Captain EO where the alien sneezed on me.

Hahaha, that's the opposite of my own personal theory: that she's a centuries-old immortal hiding out on the fringes until everyone on the central planets who might recognize her is dead.

Hahaha, that's the opposite of my own personal theory: that she's a centuries-old immortal hiding out on the fringes until everyone on the central planets who might recognize her is dead.