Even if the gravity were Earthlike, I'm fairly sure the radiation levels that close to Saturn would kill pretty much any form of life as we know it.

"Torchwood is… for the pleasure of John Barrowman… [and] the flirty, edgy, sexy… taint… of Captain Jack Harkness…. I sure wish I had[.]"
— LurkyMcLurkerson

Check out the Memory Alpha article for "Melora." Somers's original script dealt with the character and her disability a lot differently, was much truer to his own experiences of disability, and was pretty poorly mangled by the director and producers. He was pissed off about it for years, and rightly so, I'd say.

"Gilligan killed the Skipper! Uhh, stripper!" is still the line from AD most likely to knock me on my ass laughing.

Aron…

If you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing out of his foot.

That's not a Scotch and soda. It sounds fucking amazing and I want one, but it's not a Scotch and soda.

"the world wants him to be everything he doesn't want to be: a douche, an adult, a repairman"

I've lived with depression and anxiety my whole life. Some years ago my doctor prescribed Ativan to take "as needed"—i.e., when I felt an anxiety attack coming on.

"they deaden her good feelings as well as the bad so everything is just kind of blah"

Jesus, that page. Beautiful woman, beautiful woman, arty bullshit, beautiful woman, artsy bullshit, beautiful woman, TERRIFYING MONKEY DOLLS.

What you wrote reads much less like a reaction to Harmon's actual apology, and much more like a big "I'm a self-righteous prick who likes kicking people while they're down."

The blanket fort/town in "Conspiracy Theories" had two triggers: one for Troy, one for Abed. Both were required to initiate the self-destruct.

Stop whining!

Donnie Farto

"Six seasons [of other shows] and a [completely unrelated] movie!"

I'm already about halfway convinced I want my next tattoo(s) to be Calvin and Hobbes, so I'll go with that. Backs of my calves, even though I've heard that hurts like a mother.

Right on my butthole.

"I would not be guilty of wasting even a minute of my life watching"

"Meanwhile, the sitcom landscape was dominated by the likes of Seinfeld, Friends, Home Improvement, Frasier and Everybody Loves Raymond"