…says the guy commenting on The A.V. Club.

I am not pretending I am pregnant anymore. This is not eighth grade gym class.

Cool story, bren.

Congratulations! You care about everything less than anybody else! You win an empty, joyless life!

All Night Long 2: Atrocity.

What? No. I cannot accept this. No.

I don't know if this helps, but you're not alone. And I've never been cheated on (as far as I know), and I haven't cheated on anyone, my parents have been married for almost 40 years—and yeah, adultery just makes my skin crawl. It's not even a moral reaction; it's visceral.

When I was about nine years old I saw that scene from Aliens on TV very late at night. I didn't know he was an android. I didn't know who these people were, or what they were running from, or what the fuck was even going on, and then—

30-year-old Richard Dean Anderson playing a crippled research librarian? That's all I got.

"You are so emotionally detached in bed that one time I…"

Did you notice the author's name on her textbook?

It says a lot about the trajectory of his career that it took me a solid ten seconds to remember why you were even mentioning Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the same context as Third Rock from the Sun.

Chang is the widower of a mannequin leg that died in a fire.

@avclub-cad44517b35950ca85cffe44458ff25a:disqus, I had parents like that too. Go to that one free session from your school, explain your situation, and ask them to help you find more free sessions. It'll probably work.

Abed—an unemployed college student—ended up three grand in debt to a guy who was more than happy to settle up by breaking his fucking legs.

We should all just agree that the bar mitzvah plot was an unsightly tumour on an otherwise solid episode of an excellent show.

Disqus, you've done it again.

Zack, this was a fantastic review. Thank you.

Do you even realize what website you're on?

It's funny because he might get raped.