I fucking love Community. It might be my favourite show of all time. It feels like every third episode I just want to give Dan Harmon a big beardy kiss on the mouth.

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Quit being so coy, O'Neal. Tell us how you really feel about Lost.

He could be really sensitive and compassionate; he could also be a raging asshole.

Oh, I love that movie. But it is a huge downer, and didn't do much for the evening's romantic vibe, you know?

If you thought Mysterious Skin was a terrible movie for a heterosexual date… yeah. That was awkward.

That reminds me of the time David Fincher cockblocked me.

When Trinity died in Neo's arms at the end of the last Matrix movie—um, sorry… spoilers?—the fucking dialogue was so cheesy I was stifling laughter through the whole scene. At one point I looked over at my then-girlfriend, hoping to catch her eye in an "are you kidding me with this shit?" kind of way, and I noticed…

It took me a few years and a lot of money spent on the iTunes Store to realize that I love the Beatles as songwriters, but I'm pretty lukewarm towards them as performers. I have a small handful of actual Beatles songs I never listen to and a mountain of Beatles covers I listen to all the time. So there's that.

I went on a dinner-and-a-movie date a few years ago. We saw the movie first. The movie was Children of Men. We spent dinner staring at our food in silence, thoroughly bummed out.

"40 was the number of songs that any given listener could 'handle'"

"the infamous mime rape episode of Little House On The Prairie"

Siddig is sort of blandly handsome in early DS9, but have you seen him lately? Dude has aged into a startlingly attractive silver fox.

For all its triumphs—and indeed, its failures—the darkest legacy of this series isn't the "Battlestar Galafrica" ending or the ceaseless flood of direct-to-DVD whatever-quels, but the gods-awful Television Without Pity recaps, which are literally the worst fucking thing on the Internet. I would watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup…

The character of Ellen was (deliberately) hard to like, but I can't say enough good things about Kate Vernon as an actor. I'd watch her and Michael Hogan read the phone book at each other. I found the idea of the Tighs as the star-crossed parents of the Cylon race cheating on each other across millennia as…

I watched BSG through to the end and enjoyed almost all of it, but I could never take the show seriously after the weak-ass resolution of the Pegasus cliffhanger.

I've always admired Leonard Cohen. Not everybody can make a half-century career out of a complete inability to relate to women.

Despite "First Nation" being the term least likely to offend guilty white people in 2011, the Canadian government still uses "Indian" because it's a legally-defined term under the Indian Act. The Aboriginal Affairs Department's website has an adorably defensive FAQ on the matter.

I've read three of those four books and I can't remember the end of any of them. Actually, the only thing I remember from Desperation is the evil sheriff ripping out his own tongue and splatting it against the dashboard.

"when he maybe should actually be locked up somewhere"