I'm imagining Joel McHale shouting "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" in Jim Rash's face and I'll admit it's turning me on a little.

> (Matt Smith and Karen Gillian have WAY more chemistry than Billie Piper and David Tenant ever did).

He should be. Have you *seen* Sir Patrick in a t-shirt? Dude is ripped.

Or the Mongooses! That's a good team name. The Fighting Mongooses.

The mark in "The 12-Step Job" was a misunderstood fuckup, and the team helped him get his act together and start fresh.

Synec-douche chill!

He just wants his kids back.
He just wants his kids back..

He just wants his kids back.
He just wants his kids back..

I doubt Rowling needs the money. She's literally richer than the Queen of England, and shit, I could probably live for a year off a single one of her regular royalty cheques. The royalty cheques which are, by the way, the actual return on her investment. Not cranking out endless Harry Potter miscellany items because…

Back to this fucking well? Really?
Look, I like the Harry Potter books. I like them so much, in fact, that I've been dying to see what Rowling would do now that they're wrapped up. Would she finally deliver the mystery novel for grown-ups she's been hinting at in interviews for almost a decade? Branch out into science…

Back to this fucking well? Really?
Look, I like the Harry Potter books. I like them so much, in fact, that I've been dying to see what Rowling would do now that they're wrapped up. Would she finally deliver the mystery novel for grown-ups she's been hinting at in interviews for almost a decade? Branch out into science…

I GOT ME A HUNDRED GIGABYTES OF RAM
I NEVER FEED TROLLS AND I DON'T READ SPAM

God, yes. "Do you think the White House counsel would say that's a bad idea?" "I think the White House counsel would say that's a coup d'etat!"

This is going to be the nerdiest nitpick I'll ever post (I hope), but Spiner actually fucked up the inflection at the beginning of the poem. It should read—and makes much more sense—as two declarative sentences:

The weirdest name-dropping I'll ever do
Catherynne Valente gave me a Gmail invitation code back in April 2004.

"I'd be grateful my children aren't here to see this, had you ever seen fit to give me children."

If I had been there I think that literally would have killed me.

She's 17 in the first book, and the series only spans a couple of years.

Unacceptable. And none of your business. And barely the whole truth.

Basically Admiral Cain is Ensign Ro as a lesbian with a penchant for war crimes. Then again, it's Battlestar: pretty much everybody on that show committed a war crime at one point or another.