Name one Stephen King book that *doesn't* go off the rails 85% of the way through.

I'll do it, Jorge.

Jesus Christ didn't fall. He was kind of nailed up there.

Avery enables the bottomless well of hilarity that is Jack as uber-Republican; on those grounds alone, I hope she stays.

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And that Amanda Palmer would just shut the fuck up forever.

Oh what I'd give to bone
Golden Globe nominee Emma Stone

Jesus Christ
I am so fucking sick of Amanda Palmer.

Jesus. Irony *is* dead.

Is there room for one more on this bacation?
Fingers crossed for a spinoff with Peter Serafinowicz's character.

Nuclear codes don't destroy civilizations. People destroy civilizations.

I don't know, I think that's a good question, and I'd like to hear the answer. Too bad I'm pretty sure Phipps has said all he's going to say about this.

It's nice to see NPH rebound so successfully, since after Doogie Howser wrapped his career was basically LEFT 4 DEAD..

Gargoyles
It will never, ever happen, but man, I would cut off two non-consecutive toes if the AV Club recapped Gargoyles. That show was the fucking bomb.

Once Upon a Time in the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Klingon
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance with a Laser Pistol

Hot Fuzz, you ignorant philistines.

"Here's a question you shouldn't be able to answer. Computer: What is the nature of the universe?"

Oh, god, that fucking guy at TWoP is the worst.

"Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on." (rips someone's throat out)

Zen and the Art of Breaking Everything in This Room
Don't forget his seven-year stint with hyper-literate circus-punkers The World/Inferno Friendship Society.

In the third act.