Don't listen to these gossip-mongers, there's a much simpler explanation: the Kool-Aid Man is also a redhead.

H8rs gonna spend months if not years recuper8ing

Christ, of course that's your username. There should be a term for this—Unified Theory of Unintentionally Ironic Pseudonymity or something—because you see it constantly in politi-blog comment sections, there's always something about lack of evidence for evolution in the fossil record from "TruthTeller" or support for…

The best review I read of Transformers was a comment somewhere, possibly here. Something to the effect of "it's a movie in which the characters are inorganic extraterrestrials and they still killed the black guy"

I'd like this comment, but it's at 47 right now, and I won't be the one to ruin that

Man, I can't even understand a Carpenter fan not digging The Fog. I like to think I can tell when nostalgia's coloring my perception, but I dunno, maybe it had to get its hooks into you early? That shit was on TV every other weekend when I was a kid, and when I watch it now it just feels like home, more so than his…

Oh, I'm so not dissing BTiLC; I actually like it more now than I did then (Kim Cattrall + puberty = lack of appreciation for supernatural kung-fu shenanigans), but my point was that Carpenter's second tier puts most 80s genre filmmakers' first tier to shame. #tierjerking

I'm not sure this "tier" conceit works so well with Carpenter. I agree with you that those four are his best (I love They Live but I don't understand how anyone too young to remember the Reagan years can sit through the damn thing, much less enjoy it), but they're, like, unfuckwithable masterpieces of their respective…

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Wow, you're really looking forward to that new Neil deGrasse Tyson show

I liked this comment because there's no "hurl rotten fruit" button

I wish he would have chosen the targets of his obviously heart-felt donations a bit better

The Kwik-E-Mart is real… d'oh

I didn't realize Zimmerman took upskirt pics of that kid before he shot him

That's a theory in the same way that evolution's a theory, except in this case 45% of the country can't ignore the mountain of evidence

con dinero

Mary-Louise Parker to internet commenters: "Maybe not so much for you the talking"

So I just have to avoid this place for six more days, right?

Ford & Pfeifferer

Found a flaw in his reasoning, didja?