He's just a head now, so your wish is Paglen's command!

So here's another one of those comments I basically agree with, and then I see the username and "mangina" and I'm like, oh great, came here to read about some pop culture nonsense, now I gotta spend the rest of the day wondering exactly how much intellectual overlap I have with misogynists

D'oh

Shut yo mouth! No seriously, stop using your super-breath, it's freezing in here.

I'm still ashamed of this, but when a longtime crush of mine switched to contacts, I was instantly over her. That's when I realized that you don't have to be a "breast/leg/ass man" to be shallow.

2perman

Are you kidding? You must be.

Like those guys need more shit thrown at them

TWOtch

Archie: Turn Out The Gag Bag

He came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And now he's going to do both of those things.

I love you so much for this, I bet I'd even like the Spire version of you

Just bustin' your chops over a typo, brother. Reread the part I quoted.

Liked because you reminded me that I don't work there anymore

The Milwaukees, but now I'm just gonna go to every show I can until it closes. I don't really like going out to gigs unless it's a friend's band (bit of social anxiety, plus I can't stand being the old guy at the club ["he's not really old, just a little too old to be at the club"]), but Maxwell's was the only game in…

I'm just glad to hear my town's the "exclusive province of the rich," because last I checked I was making, like, 20 grand, tops. There must be a ton of gold bullion in between my couch cushions!

and in one scene an old guy uses them and we see his POV of an attractive young him vigorously riding him

"It's called 'Tits & Glass.' Swear ta God."

…and our boss, Torey Malatia, who insists that OH GOD YES THAT COCK FEELS SO GOOD DON'T STOP

"Aren't you a little short for an Ugnaught?"