"There's something I'd like to get off my chest…"

It's an initialism, actually.

Dre is back, new jacks are made holo

Who's buck wild with the "on" switch

She thinks they gave their baby an African name. I laughed, but sort of how I'd lap at a puddle after being let out of a hotbox, y'know? Not a great joke but I was just glad they included a joke.

What's happening is that someone doesn't know who Keni Styles is, or how to be consistent in their racism

Are we sure this isn't like that Onion tweet? I've only caught an interview or two, but she seems like the kind of person you'd only call a cunt if you were kidding.

And I was just wondering the other day why the hell I threw away my Jacko t-shirt (photocopied head on a cartoon body, I forget if it was a battery advert but it definitely said "OY!")

Okay, so there's this thing NPR does that bugs the hell out of me, which is that they'll always go with their own style-guide over popular consensus when it comes to language usage. Back when they were giving away Stephen Colbert's book "I Am America (And So Can You)" as part of a pledge drive, the announcers refused…

if I continuously saw someone drinking Mountain Dew, I would think there was probably something wrong with them

This is the first comment I've ever "liked" sarcastically

The Glee parody's kind of adorable. Not sure how useful it is as a masturbatory aid, but it's really sweet to see porn stars actually performing, and the chick who plays the brunette lead is a legit triple-threat (sex replacing dancing here)

Leslie O. Godyes

Is it really a spoiler that Liam Neeson's got a nice ass?

Hey look, guys! That dude who wrote a couple of brilliant and iconic themes and then recycled them ad nauseam for decades is right outside our window!

I loved the zombie design that got leaked early on—they looked more like mummies than the recently deceased—but yeah, it's weird that they're being so coy about it, I wonder if they scrapped that along with all the other good ideas about how to make WWZ into a movie.

the degree of passion and loyalty expressed toward Stewart and Colbert dwarfed anything else in late-night television
Well, that certainly bodes well for a show that's nothing at all like the one we're talking about!

Shitty actresses in stuff I wasn't going to see anyway make me so angry

Helpful hint: If you ever come across a sentence on the AV Club which you're not sure whether to take ironically or in earnest, it's a Simpsons reference

No less likely than actually having any input whatsoever into the final product, I reckon