I love this rhetorical tactic. "Hey, you actually give a shit! Opinion invalidated!"

or would one?

I think that parenthetical meant it was aimed at Chris Brown, not using him as an example of "hard."

Quit trying to make Michael Musto look clever by comparison

Get outta the ICU, get into my car (so that I can continue slamming your face into the steering wheel)

Dog bites food

I've laid so much pipe that when French surrealists paint pipes they gotta be all "this ain't no pipe" in hopes that I won't poke a hole through the canvas with my dick. Their gambit usually fails.

I'm honestly baffled as to how this sat here like-less for 3 hours

Oh good, now I can prefer Shaun of the Dead to this on a weekly basis

See, this is where I find "freedom of speech" needs a li'l decoupling from the 1st Amendment—every time a wingnut loses his job because of something he said, liberals love to point out that the 1st Amendment guarantees only a lack of government interference. Which, I mean, if you really think that, fine, but then…

You guys go to Spanktopia too?

I knew he & Clooney were close, but jeez

"Unlike Prometheus, this completely torpedoes the theory of intelligent design" ~ teadoust's proctologist

Get thee to Jack Lemmon's appearance on Inside The Actor's Studio

Saddam'd be like "what?"

Smith even said so during the campaign. I mean, he was kidding, but on some talk show he was like "who do I support for president? Hmmm… I think I'll go with the skinny black guy with big ears who's about as old as I'll be when they're casting the biopic"

Don't Trust the W- in Parts 2 and 3

Negging only works when the chick can hear you

I don't usually dig what SQD's laying down but damn, he's got this review dead to rights.

failed 1001sies