Apparently his big thing in Argentina was fighting the "crisis of secularism," so yeah, I'm not expecting much of a cultural turnaround for the ol' RCC

Y'know how she could make up for this? By purifying herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Yeah, 'bout half an hour ago I walked past a car with a Redskins spare-tire-cover on the back, and while I usually can't get with lefty outrage-junkies and the silly battles they choose, that is one racist-ass logo right there, boy

Ya gotta relax, you're a lean-to and a wigwam.

Ha, Kimmel was on Fresh Air talking about how they were doing satirical misogynistic characters on TMS, then he was like "well, I was, turns out Adam's kind of a misogynist."

You wouldn't think a guy with a vintage AT-AT in his bedroom would look down his nose at someone else's fandom, but here we are

He's Pepitone's #1 fan (and benefactor—seems like Pepitone only caught on after Maron had him close out a dozen live WTFs), they've just got an adversarial rapport.*

Hey, "Raimi" almost rhymes with "baby," this opens up new quote avenues!

Couldn't stand Fred, but if Acker had played the character more to my liking, Illyria wouldn't have rocked my fucking socks off the way she did. That was like the genre-babe version of Andy Kaufman's "Foreign Man closes with Elvis impression"

Yeah yeah, and then I'd tie sticks to her wrists so that another guy could make her gesture wildly when I… uh…

you already suck around the clock

MAD's movie parodies were always a little forced, but I loved that one. After Bib Fortuna tells Han he'll sit in the Sarlacc's belly and be digested over a thousand years, Han says "wow, just like when you eat a bagel!"

Just get a stuffed Tigger and conjunctivitis

MF's the umbrella term for their li'l podcast empire, you're confused because it was name-checked in the theme song's lyrics. You've got a pretty comprehensive list of grievances about something you're only glancingly familiar with.

I assume you're implying that she slept with Roth to get the part, but for all the (deserved) credit the male lead got, Bell was fucking fantastic too. If she banged him it's because she *shudder* wanted to.

Yeah, seeing the overwhelmingly negative reaction to that really hammered home the fact that what I'm looking for in a movie is not what the majority of my countrymen are looking for in a movie

There are three of them. They're hardly lone.

This, like all epiphanies, would take time

dinner theater in Utica

Age is just a number, is what people say before they account for the gum recession and prostate issues