Superdickery

Superdickery

More like Shearedyak!

THIS IS A FLAG AND WHILE IT IS NOT MADE OF THE MOST ABSORBANT MATERIAL, IN A PINCH IT COULD BE USED AS A RAG, SURE

BRAvo

The Looooooove Craaaaaaft, our geometry's quite obscene

I like how the background in the photo serves as a premonition for the comments here

shut the hatch baby, don't say seaward

This has been "Cure Worse Than Disease: Online Sarcasm Edition"

Pretty sure roasted British inspector counts as meat, so no

I have little patience for anyone who is self-rightous about believing that animals are all exactly the same as humans

In his defense, Jonathan Davis isn't dead. Not in his defense, everything Korn's done since their debut album except for their cover of "Wicked"

Hell yeah, Thayil's lick on that is just… well, the term's come to mean "awesome," and it is, but "sick" just describes it so well. It sounds like the guitar's about to hurl.

Maybe Corgan grew his hair back

No, she did the James Bond th… oh pie. As in the high-calorie dessert.

I heard "Oh Sheila" at the grocery store the other day, and uh… I might've lingered after paying just to hear the whole thing. I'm not saying I did, just that it would've been understandable, because that shit's catchy as hell.

You wanna salvage that marriage, you're gonna have to quit telling everyone the Twinkies are for her

Yeah, I conflated "landing" with "getting hit by another superstrong guy," but I think you're right, those were probably two different sounds.

Bionomatopoeia!

I didn't realize how badly I needed to see Punch and Judy having a lightsaber duel until just now
I still say the truest, most human moment in the entire franchise—barring Ford's improvisations— is when, the battle having been won, Admiral Ackbar slumps back into his chair and exhales.