Okay look, I'm even less of a Kevin Smith fan than most o' youse (didn't like Clerks), but you need to listen to his two-part interview with Hamill; it's glorious. The guy elevates being forthcoming to a DSM classification.

What's great is, the mainstream press to this day thinks Colbert embarrassed himself at that gig. DC journos haven't just lost sight of their own responsibilities, they actually think it's gauche for anyone to afflict the comfortable.

He oughtta do more thinkin' and len wisemin'

I own you, Urko

2ero Dark Thirty: Shoot bin Laden in the Eye Harder

Kevin Bacon looks like someone's got the hose of a vacuum cleaner jammed into the back of Joel McHale's neck

Oh dear God, I actually had this conversation like four hours ago

I was gonna question this, as the ad campaign spoiled the one good scare, but now I remember that's not the twist you're referring to.

NOW I HAVE A FAT GUY WITH AN INDEX FINGER

I think he means the pussy whistled at a white lady

My mom won a Twist contest that Chubby hosted back in the late 80s at the Kon-Tiki room in Montreal or wherever we were.

Boy, it sure didn't take long for my brain to go from your comment to a vivid imagining of the Millenium Falcon shooting out of the urethra of a giant asteroid-dwelling dick

Cum On I'm Deen

@avclub-90c88bf435e7bdafcb26109a12313c7d:disqus Just FYI, doing both at once WILL get you accused of sending mixed signals

It's like they say, "anything that isn't Henry Kissinger's face is the strongest aphrodesiac"

Kente cloth curtains, cardboard standee of Malcolm X with an Uzi next to the window

Aw dude(tte) Greendale Babies was utterly predictable, unless you were being sarcastic, which maybe you were, in which case never mind. But if you weren't I disagree!

They did, that's how they got Kit Fisto

You should look up her dad's reaction to the beating sometime, that'll clarify things. Oh, and fill you with a bottomless rage too

I'm generally not a fan of violent ideation but I won't stop laughing at that hashtag until next week