Quarantine's okay, but I saw it first, so it wasn't suffering by comparison right in front of my eyes. Coupla decent added touches but all the scares are Xeroxed from REC.

Yeah, I thought the third one was better than the first two combined; they finally stopped conflating the "found footage" conceit with "cinema verite" and just went nuts. Plus, little kids make the best horror protags—adults tend to forget that acting is essentially playing. I s'pose when your vocation has a 99%…

Yeah, I thought the third one was better than the first two combined; they finally stopped conflating the "found footage" conceit with "cinema verite" and just went nuts. Plus, little kids make the best horror protags—adults tend to forget that acting is essentially playing. I s'pose when your vocation has a 99%…

You must look like the Rolling Stones logo with legs

You must look like the Rolling Stones logo with legs

Dude, they're eminently comparable; I mean, everyone who's ever written about the 70s-80s horror boom has mentioned them in the same breath. They're both socially conscious, they're both more important/influential than "good" per se, and they've both made a couple of movies so goddamn perfect you gotta wonder how…

Dude, they're eminently comparable; I mean, everyone who's ever written about the 70s-80s horror boom has mentioned them in the same breath. They're both socially conscious, they're both more important/influential than "good" per se, and they've both made a couple of movies so goddamn perfect you gotta wonder how…

Okay, Smarmy, you can go join Smug and Pretentious in the "words that used to have specific meanings but don't anymore, they're just generic put-downs now" section

Okay, Smarmy, you can go join Smug and Pretentious in the "words that used to have specific meanings but don't anymore, they're just generic put-downs now" section

Does this guy know how to comment or what?!

The one with the scarf was named "Wordsworth."

The one with the scarf was named "Wordsworth."

That baby would drool over The Big Boob Book, I bet

That baby would drool over The Big Boob Book, I bet

Good, I don't owe you a Coke then

Good, I don't owe you a Coke then

Butt For You

Butt For You

Y'know who Romney's "chief legal adviser" is?

Y'know who Romney's "chief legal adviser" is?