Yeah, do what he says!

If you're going to make a movie from a song on Blue Valentine, I'm pretty sure it should be Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis.

[finishes dancing the Batusi] I guess you aren't ready for that yet… but your kids are gonna love it!

Marty! We have to go BAT to the future!

I think a B-/B is fair. I enjoyed it a lot while it was on, but the script had some problems that I think the Hader/Wiig chemistry helped disguise.

Jesus, it's even puppet related. HOW DO YOU DO IT.

I'd say after season 2 is unnecessary, after Cory & Trevor is pushing it, and after Mike Clattenburg is holy shit guys, randomly cursing into the camera isn't as funny as you think it is, give it a fucking rest.

And the word for "nose" literally translates to "face dick".

You say that about everything.

Shutup capitalist pig-dog

[monocle pops out]

I heard he gets wet without even trying.

Fair enough. Though the "it's good for activity X" argument does offend my genteel pop music snob sensibilities a bit. Why can't you listen to good music that's appropriate for said activity? Why are there people out there listening to music that doesn't meet my high standards of quality? DAMMIT.

So this guy is kind of terrible, right? Everything I've heard sounds like the most bland, generic rave music in the world, like a more mannered Skrillex or something. Do people over the age of 12 listen to this?

Because of this grade, Blonde Redhead are now officially exactly as good as Maroon 5.

I used to just ignore Mohd, and then a while ago I lashed out angrily at him in a moment of weakness. I was a bit depressed after that, questioning what kind of person I was, going around writing angry comments on the internet. Now I feel like I've reached a state of acceptance. I think this is a breakthrough.

Not everything does have to be ironic, which does nothing to change the fact that Sumner is a corny mofo who strings together the most cringingly obvious rhymes on practically every song. I don't think he's making fun of anything, I just think he knew he was going to get compared unfavorably to Curtis all the time, so…

I'd let him delay the railroad at my "exoskeletal junction", if ya know what I mean!!!!

My answer was really just going to be "every New Order song". At times I think Sumner was intentionally writing meaningless pastiche of cheesy rock lyric cliches.

There… was… a… Firewall!!!