It's too bad it won't not suck

I was a veritable recorder prodigy until I was informed that it's basically not a real instrument and I was doomed to a life of being the least respected member of various baroque ensembles. Now I'm equally terrible at clarinet and guitar, but at least I'm not some freak!

Brill Bruisers? Downtempo? The lyrics of the chorus are "boop ba, boop boop bah boo" for fuck's sake.

Best rock lyrics for sure.

I looked up this review because I just now realized, nearly a year into the future, that these guys released a third album. Your theory confirmed!

Bland meeting everyone! Hehe get it? Because this show is bland! I mean, I've never heard of it until just now, but probably.

The return of the Pale Frail Dildo
Sticking cocks in lovers' eyes

My college had a vote on who should play the year's big concert, and this jackoff beat Robyn, Of Montreal, Big Boi, and The National. Because BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW was just that goddam amazing.

Fuck you, asshole.

I'm a hot cop you idiot!

This is where my anaconda lives.

This tag will now be automatically prefixed to all ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER posts.

whoop.

I stopped supporting him when I decided I prefer fuji apples! Now I only like CorFuji McCarthy! Ha! Thanks everyone! You can "like" this comment just below.

Sucks to your ass-burgers, Piggy.

Have a Beer With Fear

TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost… he… slimed me.

I hear if you're close enough, you get sprayed with breast milk.

I want to be President of Calendars!

Incest is everything it's said to be. Can't argue with that.