Not interested unless I can get the Woodfellas poster.

I'm not much into superheroes, but the thing I like about Batman is that the whole premise and character is so ridiculously emotionally overwrought that if you try to play it serious it just gets even campier.

who dat, who dat
that do dat, do dat

I'm almost ashamed that this is one of the greatest half hours of comedy I have ever seen, and something that stupid was my favorite joke from it.

Tangentially related, how awesome is Ben Wheatley's adaptation of High-Rise with Hiddleston going to be? Probably pretty awesome.

I get what you're saying… PBR is more flavorful than Bud, which I see as the epitome of bland, watered-down-piss crap beers. Personally I go for PBR's intriguing crapness over Bud's blandness, but there's no real winner here.

Woops… ox down.

I was expecting that to be a picture






OF COCK

Have you had a Bud recently? PBR's not that bad.

Haven't you heard? "Sincerity Quotes" are all the rage now.

MAMA MI-A-A-A-AAAAA!!!

whoosh

Yeah.

Good, bad… I'm the guy with the firsties.

HA HA WHAT A STORY MARK

"Oh shit! Conficker clones! Where's Grumitz?"

Jesus christ, people. This is the fucking point of the feature. It's called Hatesong, not ThoughtfulCriticismSong. If you can't give in to the dark side and let the hate flow for the course of one article, then get the fuck out. You're all killing my hateboner.

Maybe I'm giving him too much credit (I don't really know who this guy is) but wasn't that the joke?

I think if I had to do one of these features, it would have ended up pretty similar to this. As a die-hard East coast lifer, I listen to all these awful chilled out Sublime / RHCP / Jack Johnson type musicians and can't understand why they aren't angry at everything like you're supposed to be. Frankly, it sickens me.

That flag really tied the moon together.