They should just do a straight remake with Aziz in the Scatman role and Harris as Danny.

It probably differs depending on when you were born, but Running WIth Scissors was the Weird Al album when I was a kid. Albuquerque is incredible, and probably the only reason I still remember how to spell that [double checks spelling anyway]. Still get the "Because I had my tray table up" part stuck in my head…

You know who else was pure? HITLER. Never ate or choked a chicken in his life.

More like Abort (me, I'm a terrible album)

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR POP CULTURE BLOGGERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.

Somebody on the internet once told me that feminism was like nazism because, sure, both ideologies look good on paper, but in practice they're all about killing all men/the jews.

Maybe he was brain damaged from all the fluoride, that would explain a lot.

ouch.

Kiss my sweaty balls ya fat fuck.

I was about to make the same joke but the sumbitch edited. For posterity:

Bowties are fuckity cool.

Not to mention all the hateful shit I get when I tell people I'm a power lifter.

Come on, man! Clearly the first comment on this article had to be






OF COCK

Season 1 is actually probably the season that leaves the most loose ends, considering season 3 is basically season 1: part deux.

I can't say if it's representative because I haven't seen much Altman, but I thought Brewster McCloud was great (and ridiculous).

I thought it was pretty bold and awesome for a non-horror movie to basically admit that the protagonist has

heh. Masters of Sex. "deeper"

That just makes them angry.

[BALLS DROP]

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