Okay, I just realized that that you're not talking about Molloy, but Murphy which I haven't read. So if you're looking for the kind of genius who gets Beckett's dick jokes, look no further than this guy right here!

Given my age and the games I was playing in my childhood, Mario Kart 64 and the original Super Smash Bros. are two games I can't discuss rationally.

I remember eating shitty instant grits three meals a day, maybe with some cheese mixed in if I made a good tip that day. All the nutrition you need right there!

Like I said, my friends really like him so I've seen a fair number of his movies and a had a shallow taste of many of his shows… a few episodes of Buffy, Firefly, Dollhouse, all of Dr. Horrible, Cabin in the Woods, Avengers, Much Ado About Nothing. It's puzzling because a lot of the pop-culture stuff I dislike is…

The signs are all there. The game even includes a Laurel Canyon track.

I like Joy Division, but it's always been kind of uncool to admit that you like New Order more, which is lame.

Beckett's giant wall of text approach is pretty frightening, but come on, Murphy had plenty of dick jokes!

Cabin in the Woods was trying so fucking hard to be a clever postmodernist horror film. I think it's telling that most of the people I know who love it haven't seen, or can't stomach, Evil Dead II and Dead Alive.

Do you have a doll? I can show you where Joss touched me, if you're interested.

I can't stand anything Joss Whedon does. I just think it's cutesy, nerd-pandering crap with a lame sense of humor. Unfortunately I run in pretty geeky circles and almost every single one of my friends thinks he's a god, so I don't have much opportunity to get that off my chest.

The cast has some of the best comedic talent of the last decade, but I never found it that funny. I thought the voice-over was grating (sorry Ron!) and a lot of the jokes gave me the impression of "huh, that probably sounded a lot funnier on paper". It's pretty unique and I can sort of see why people are into it, but…

I didn't make the connection myself, but I think you're totally right about that Orbison thing. "Your Love is Killing Me" kinda has that epic "Running Scared" feeling in parts, doesn't it?

This is X-ceptionally stupid, even for a pun thread.

Or maybe shit-slop poosic.

I love how many positive responses I get to my name. I think I was listening to Big Star when I made the account, entered in the first pun that popped into my head, and thought "wow, that's stupid and puerile. It doesn't even really rhyme. [ENTER]"

For some reason that was the first one that clicked with me, then I eventually went back to OK Computer and was like "hey, this is actually pretty good!" The way I hear a lot of people talk about it you'd think it's harsh noise record or something.

I was pretty deeply obsessed with this compilation for a while; it's like 50 hours long and amazing: http://www.discogs.com/Vari…

Wait, did you just say "dick cream"? You totally said "dick cream".

THE LAST TIME WE GOT GOOD NEWS ABOUT A WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER REUNION I WAS EATING PTERODACTYL EGGS FOR BREAKFAST

Eh, yeah I'm sorry if this came off as an attack on you. Honestly it just seems like the fact that you got the first comment gave you the honor of opening the hornet's nest…