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Phallus Chilton
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I mean, maybe Jack White deserves the benefit of the doubt, maybe he doesn't. Judging from what other people have said on here, it's probably the latter. But it's still annoying when everyone just uses something like this, which they don't even have the full story on, to go on the usual tired polemic about [thing

Did AV Club suddenly turn into reddit or something? Why are we all having a massive circle jerk about introversion? I'm definitely on the more introverted end of the spectrum as well, but the dude was talking about his wife/ex-wife being emotionally distant.

Sounds dumb then.

You know you're having fun when somebody's head pops off!

As a former kid who was obsessed with Boba Fett, I can confirm that I basically just thought his ship was cool and he looked like a badass. I know, I was a shallow ten year old.

Has anybody seen the bridge?

This whole Macklemore business obviously has everyone all riled up. Maybe we just need to… LET OFF SOME STEAM.

…or is he??

Shit, I did the exact same one.

Are You There, Godzilla? It's Me, Mothra

Typically great. This is actually my third time seeing them. Fuckers are playing new material already, like not even on To Be Kind. I got Gira to sign my record and I think I mumbled some sort of plea to add "Coward" back into the setlist.

To usher in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Funny story how they got that nickname, but I'll just say this: they ain't riding horses.

Christ is risen! *cut to boner imprint in Shroud of Turin*

Man, I must have not watched Blood Simple at least a thousand times by now. At this point I can't recite every single line by heart! Not one!

I'M FINALLY SEEING SWANS TONIGHT HNNNNGH *jizzes*

Star Trek Into Assholes

It's like… Franception

Probably the one thing that separates incest from 'Nam.