Apparently I'll be seeing them with "Jenny Hval" in New York. No idea who that is, but I have faith in them to pick pretty good opening acts based on the previous shows I've gone to.

I'm surprised by the actors they got for this and that it's even getting reviewed here; based on animation shown in the previews I assumed it was some straight-to-dvd piece of crap.

What if it turns out that all this time these comments people have been making were earnest and snark-free? And it turns out that BonerTime really is a Right-wing Christian? And ElDan really does keep all those people in his basement? And Lisa really does need braces?!

I assume I would have received a notification if they were discontinuing them…

You're only allowed to marry their gay counterparts "Gario" and "Galuigi", who were both introduced in Super Mario Olympic Figure Skating.

I might be remembering incorrectly, but I thought it was Jasmine's sister who delivered the line, and I didn't really get vibes of intentional irony. It could have just been victim to poor line delivery, which is a common pitfall when everybody talks in Woody Allen Voice.

I almost laughed out loud in Blue Jasmine when one of the characters sort of gestures around their house like "Look at this! Why do we have to live in this… squalor?" And they're actually in a pretty nice looking, well furnished suburban home. It actually hadn't occurred to me that they were supposed to be poor even…

So fucking normcore.

Oh man have you heard Laughing Stock yet? I think it's even better.

And how!

Wouldn't it be funny if HipsterDBag got legitimately raped by like, 5 guys right now?

Doctor Wang Dang Sweet Who'ntang!

Minimal Compact are awesome, too. I had no idea Newman was married to one of them, so that's pretty cool.

*sigh* You know, I used to really enjoy black people, and now I simply can't stand them. That's aging for ya :-/

Sneak n' Peek? Is Hide and Seek copyrighted like Happy Birthday? And why do the children have horrifying clam heads?

I'm so old, we played Dinosaur Kart 64(million BC)!

That was a surprisingly tentative sign of the horns. I questions your commitment funk-metal.

So you're saying we should just make a bunch of fake VHS copies of Speed and stage an elaborate cover-up?

As the chest-buster, right?

*looks around in confusion*