Nobody knows for sure, @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus . What science has taught us is that they somehow endow you with magical joke-comprehending powers.

* This is one of those high-brow jokes for people who read the articles.

Lizzy Caplan can Masters my Johnson any day!

Seriously, look at that picture. They're adorable!

Your outlook is 2 Dour 2 Humorless.

@GuyIncognitoII:disqus , Oh, so you're in jail?*

BMO vs. Football

No, @avclub-1b9a80606d74d3da6db2f1274557e644:disqus . Their transgressions may NEVER BE FORGIVEN.

I guess the fire spread from their sex. Oh wait, that's a different terrible faux-rootsy band.

I'm actually in shock from discovering that they're nearly as awful as all the circle jerks on this site suggest.

I've got a chubby female dork, minus the female part! It's in my pants!

I haven't seen it in a while so I forget the exact context, but I love the scene where Michael Palin's character is walking away from a conversation with Kline and he yells something to the effect of "I love the way your ass moves when you walk!"

Smurf they came for the Smurfs, and I smurfed nothing because I was not a Smurf…

@avclub-e56eea9a45b153de634b23780365f976:disqus , yeah, I think you're right that casting an unusual choice to play the part could really help spice up the show; I commented elsewhere that I'd like to see things get shuffled around more often since they repeat themselves a lot. I guess what I was getting at is that…

The show's never actually been about that though, it's just a convenient plot device to allow them to keep the show running when the lead actor leaves.

I'm a bleeding heart who despises MRA morons more than anything on Earth and even I find the level of liberal handwringing on these articles obnoxious. It's a silly television program about a white doofus with a bowtie who travels through time hitting aliens with a screwdriver, who gives a shit?

Degenerousjojo? What does that mean? What kind of drugs do you take?

I know people get super attached to doctors, but I kind of just wish they'd swap out the doctor and the head writer each season to shake things up. I thought RTD's goofy style was really fun through the Eccleston period and the first season and a half or so of Tennant, but man that shit got old. Likewise, I thought…

Watch your language, @TheMogul:disqus . That's: C. Star. Star… CUNT.

@Melancholic_Rodeo_Clown:disqus , was the first mention that comment from PugsMalone? I remember reading that the other day and realizing it's the most glorious turn of phrase I've ever seen, and have since been using it with abandon IRL.