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Phallus Chilton
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Seeya. Can you close the lid on my cryogenic pod?

I can't even imagine having a strong opinion about a Spoon song.

I thought this kind of humor died with Maddox. So overdone, so unfunny, so boring. This feature needs to stop getting joke personas and people who are going to pussyfoot around saying "well, I'm sure he's a nice guy" and get some real caustic, vessel-bursting RAGE. If they were going to get a gimmick persona ZMF

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus Rita's is an Italian ice chain in the Pennsylvania/NJ area, so that could lead to hilarious mix-up where a mom accidentally takes her kids out to get fucked up on tequila after soccer practice.

I think when you reach a certain age you realize that both father and son were extremely corny mofos, but the music is still great and they can both sing, regardless of the rampant over-emoting.

I didn't realize Shellac released anything before At Action Park. For an Albini song, this sounds surprisingly… earnest? Almost reminds me of Cap'n Jazz or some other early emo band. Not a bad thing.

I don't think The Exorcist is the greatest horror movie either, but what makes it stand out is how straight-up scary it still is when our culture is so jaded towards these types of films that hardly anything from that era holds up (not counting the more subdued, eerie brand of horror that ages better). Modern horror

My area didn't get hit too hard. Saw a few shoggoths running around outside my window, but not a lot of property damage besides the mailbox.

I think a (possibly) even worse new trend is the "Adjective" titled movies. Insidious. Sinister. Scary.

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus ,remember that time you were like "oh MAN, remember how fucking FUNNY Maddox was back in 7th grade??" and then you went back to read the site, and were horrified to discover that he's an unfunny, insufferable douche? I remember that time! Good times.

Yeah I don't know, I decided to just play it safe rather than risk some person on the internet getting mad at me, especially since this review is so vague in the details. It's arguably a spoiler for the reveal of the aliens' secret weakness.

I thought it was a childhood picture of Varg.

Also his performance in Turbo, which is to say "small and fast".

I got into a free screening of this, and thought it was pretty mediocre. The Waking Ned Devine vibe is kind of interesting for a horror movie, but I'm surprised that neither this review nor the Dissolve one mentions Shaun of the Dead, since it seems to unconsciously lift some plot beats, and even some jokes, from that

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus , HA they still send emails to deleted accounts? I hope the mods go out of their way to set that up as a final fuck-you.

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus , I must have had dozens of would-be college sexcapades where I had no idea what was going on until reflecting on it like a year later.

Me too. Also I didn't have a date to senior prom so I just went to Taco Bell at the mall.

I started watching this last night and I quickly bailed for this reason… I really disliked the few episodes of Weeds that I saw just because Nancy's personality really rubbed me the wrong way; she came off as smug and complacent, not really taking anything around her too seriously. I understand that she's sort of the

I knew this guy who tried to take on Sluggo's chest… ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street.

Twist: that DJ was Tity Boi.