Well he's a psychotic, paranoid murderer from Norway who burns down churches for fun, so I'm gonna bet on some obscure Linux distribution.

Varg is sort of the archetypal murderous-pixie-dream-Nazi.

End Hits is different and awesome. I'd nominate Steady Diet of Nothing as the worst Fugazi album, but "worst Fugazi album" isn't much of a condemnation.

I didn't honestly like your comment all that much but… y'know. Thought you could use the support :)

@avclub-2b4da655d7cee9a149406da930671ae9:disqus It's "Long Island Landscaping". If anything the joke is about the tacky shit that rich Long Islanders stick on their lawn.

Reality shows have gotten more ridiculous since then, though.

The first time I saw one, I passed by it quickly and didn't realize that the right half was part of the same poster, so i immediately went to rant to my friends about this idiotic new "I Married a Mime" show. Oh, they got me good.

Contrary to rumor
Juggalettes get lonely too

Every once in a while you bite into a human finger, but it's so worth it.

I think I just ascended to a new plane of self-righteous disgust.

Yeah, I realize that bands basically make peanuts off Spotify plays, but… I hate buying CDs to rip and then toss, so if I wasn't paying for it on Spotify I'd probably just be torrenting it. And like you said, I've learned about plenty of bands from perusing Spotify that I subsequently saw live and purchased merch…

FULL DISCLOSURE, I DO NOT EAT

I'm going to rewatch the episode with the aim of just checking out all the peripheral characters, because this one seemed like a goldmine.

Watching two supervillain cyborgs have a dinner date conversation?

Fuck you, @Dikachu:disqus ! He was a main character… in my heart.

So he's a ghost robot too? You'd think they would have gotten along better. Poor Vendata.

Well, here's the worthless opinion of one guy who likes cheese… The premise is obviously hilarious and there are some funny lines and deaths (god I laughed at Taco Tuesday…) but I don't think this deserves an A on any scale. It's pretty standard Asylum schlock with some entertaining parts tied together with boring…

ha-HA, we totally sound like that! NAILED IT!

He certainly acts out on camera, but the one person I know who happened to meet him in person said he was pretty nice and gracious. I think if you're at his level of celebrity you're allowed the occasional paparazzi freakout, so long as it doesn't degenerate into full-on assault.

packt like refried beans in a crispy taco shell