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Phallus Chilton
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@avclub-7f0d5ceefd00ad8303401bdcf213eb83:disqus , "Come on, Grandpa! You can't call them 'Damned, dirty apes' anymore."

I thought "huh, maybe he's older than he looks", but nope… 51. Really sad.

You can't be too subtle, Al, or you risk becoming the butter the joke.

That first Lemongrab episode is a stone-cold classic, but they have not been good about using him sparingly. I know the whole point is that he's grating, but yeesh. But — I haven't seen this episode, and I am intrigued by the auto-cannibalization thing!

Possibly even worse, it would also be like the ending of the Matrix trilogy.

Might not be a popular choice, but I'm giving him the pass for this, because it's my jam.

Come on guys, let's not overanalyze this. I work hard and I just want to come home at the end of the day and get some affirmation that I'm smarter than a 12 year old pop-metal fan.

… that's kind of the point. If you really have the work ethic and personality to gain a following despite not having a technically "good" voice or having some non-mainstream quirks, you're probably already doing fine and wouldn't be caught dead on this. It's just the generic pop-star recruitment stage made into an

I'm seeing a reality show where people sign up to go onstage in front of a panel of all the members of Dawes, and are instantaneously granted the dulcet tones of an angel, as well as being cured of various congenital diseases.

How would you rate Yeezus next to Tusk? I just wanted to get your thoughts on this.

Portland… Tacoma… Vancouver… this psycho is systematically traveling across North America leaving a path of murdered vaginas in his wake. And we have to figure out the pattern — before he strikes again!

*Sometime in the not-too-distant future, Taylor Swift is reclined on an obstetric table and has just begun crowning when Kanye bursts through the doors*

"I think this is like the one website where the people might actually really get that song"

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Why do you think he's a one-note character? I actually agree that he's pretty likeable, and one of the only characters on the show that could be described as "sweet". I guess it's true that I'd be less forgiving of a former child-molester in real life, but… at the end of

@avclub-7656b560c7e180f8e0d84ca82ac0d8b7:disqus and yet you didn't? Odd choice.

All in all… he's just another brick in the wall.

@avclub-1281c02fa3b6de71a7896cda7f879c0d:disqus , I was originally a little put off by him just because I saw him as a sub-par Brock replacement, but I love how he's transitioned into a role of being a sort of overprotective nanny — at first in spirit, and now literally with the moobs and whatnot. He's been the source

I stop watching for one season and there's an Iraqi fire demon? What the hell?!

There were some theories that 21 was going to become the new Venture bodyguard. I don't mind Hatred as much as some people do, but I would love to see that.

@avclub-4ffabf87500b89362ca0abc12daf720b:disqus , I guess you have to be a little sadistic to believe that anyone actually dies in the original (yes I am, thank you kindly), but there were times when it was ambiguous. When Veruca and her parents fall down the chute, Wonka talks about how the Oompa Loompas are going to