Dammit, @avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus . I'm not sure if you just ruined my childhood or fixed it.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus "kind of unnecessary"? Having a bunch of obnoxious children not meet a grisly death/become permanently disfigured is both totally lame and completely contrary to the spirit of a Dahl story.

You have to learn the hard way not to buy from the caricaturists with the scratch-n-sniff paint.

What you have to understand about nerds is that although their underdog status may tempt you to side with them, they're all a bunch of idiots with crap taste in everything. You can trust me on this; my DVD collection is immaculate.

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Did anybody actually find this news shocking? I'm not particularly paranoid or a conspiracy-theorist, but the civil rights abuses of the FBI/CIA/NSA are practically a running joke. This feels less like a revelation and more like that time your college friend who was really obviously gay finally told everyone they're…

"Imamakeyamama do a million poses"

Rachel Leigh Cook: Well, Freddie Prinze Jr., now that I've discarded my unflattering glasses and we are the last two living people on Earth, it seems there is time enough at last for us to make out!

OSX Grumpy Cat

It's a slippery slope, man.
BECAUSE OF ALL THE PEE-PEE.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Yeah, now that I think about it, there were some pretty great, cheap thrift shops around growing up in the Jersey suburbs. Now I'm in New York, and it generally seems to be more about "clothing exchange" than getting an amazing price. I still contend that a thrift shop…

I'm not sure if it was always this way, but it seems like thrift shops are mostly for novelty vintage items now; it can be cheap, but that's not really the point. So this dude's characterization of the phenomenon is pretty off. If you're actually dirt-poor I'd imagine you're better off going to Marshall's and getting…

She really Britta'd that jPad, that's for sure.

The best part about the Oompa Loompas is the implication that Willy Wonka exists in the Ventureverse and is presumably a candy-obsessed super-scientist.

Where are my FUCKING DRAGONS, DENNY???

Wait, so I can't grab an automatic weapon and mow down everybody at the DMV/post office/NJ Transit help desk? What the fuck is the point then?

@avclub-46942a31bcde66274a9c18b2ee7f2a19:disqus Ha, yeah it's not exactly the smartest joke they've ever done in terms of execution, but it does fit in with the idea that the entire mutant society is just the mind-spew of a bunch of scifi-addled nerds.

The Room game is pretty impressive: http://www.newgrounds.com/p…

False, it's actually the one from the obscure "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A" EP.

*Drinks green milk, contracts entitilitus*