I ain't-a presumin, ima doin, pardner.

Fucking picture captions…
Yea, they're cute and all, but that crap is more along the lines of Cracked.com Come up with better captions or ditch 'em!

yup…

Lipan Conjuring…
On Tool's 10,000 Days. Worthless track, reminds me of something excreted by a Pure Moods album.

Nooooo!!!!!
Now i'll have to go through actual news sites for all my newses, is there such thing anymore as go out and do 'something?'

Really?
No one else is gonna say it?

Cool thing to try: Open all the youtube videos on this page, still sounds like something he woulda done

Damn…
This one actually bothers me. RIP Willy the Pimp

The only thing Jennifer Aniston looks hot in is with a US Weekly stuffed down her throat while tied up in my cellar. I'll leave out the whole peanut butter and my dogs part-children read this website.

Obviously, you missed the richness of the subtext of the relationship between- aw, who am I kidding?

I'll send you my address for that Christmas goose, muse.

I saw a kid throwing up and crying, getting his little child-vomit all over his grandparents when I went to see Inception. That was funnier than Hot Tub Time Machine.

I like to imagine the studio execs getting high and watching that Robot Chicken sketch with M. Night in it over and over. "What A twist!? Funny! Let's get this guy!"

Because they wear diapers, and they moan like cheap whores, that's why.

Anything Freiberg and Seltzer makes is automatically a war crime, there's practically no point in even mentioning them. It's like including 'remember to breath' on a list of things to do before you die.

Yea, and the movie was THAT bad. It truly was the joyless wonder everyone's made it out to be.

I can totally imagine a little in between segment featuring a magical indian! "Injun, heeeeaaaalllll me!"

I gotta say
All in all, it was a fantastic year for crappy movies. I watched Jonah Hex and Last Airbender in theaters solely for their low Rotten Tomatoes score. The best part about watching them was the empty theaters I got to sit in. With Jonah Hex my friend and I watched it to a completely empty theater, and…

Hellz yea!
I fucking love Jesu! Go industrial-trance-shoegazing-drone-metal-schmetal!

Did I see…
Orlando Bloom, or was that just some prick playing me for a fool?