Does Ack Ack want a cookie? Doesh he? Doesh he!?

What's that have to do with beating a senior citizen in the skull?

She's older than dirt…
But i'd still hit it.

Detroit!
It's totally the first step toward becoming Omnicorp.

I know, right? I'm not sure what bands I get to listen to if I have to follow their doctrine.

Great job!
"With fitting grimness I must report that David Cameron hunts and shoots and kills stags— apparently for pleasure. It was not for such people that either Meat Is Murder or The Queen Is Dead were recorded; in fact, they were made as a reaction against such violence."

Whoa, thar little feller! I'as only only bringing up that scene as ta contextu'lize the sex'ulized blight that is forced down on the heads, careers and dignities of our leadin' ladies, as if though they 'ere all a bunch-a whores, n'such. That and the knockers.

Awesome!
I've been waiting for this day since I saw that scene in Spiderman(1 or 2), when she had that make out moment in the rain.

Dancer in the Rock Chicks
Would be, without a doubt, the greatest reality show ever.

The king is dead
Long live the king!

I still like the album, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying the guy hadn't quite reached his peak. Either that or I can't do the '80's' synth sound.

Thanks, dick.
Really, Bill O'Reilly? After all these years of Simpsons/ Family Guy bashing Fox, now you choose to call them out? What a journalist!

Dogstyle, MCR themselves aren't(weren't, at least) an 80's throwback so much as their new turn/ embrace on this album. Kinda like a post-Sing the Sorrow AFI

#BurtonGoAway
Though I agree Tim Burton couldn't come up with an original idea to save himself from the unholy contract he made with Satan, the idea itself isn't all THAT bad. Regardless, Twitter still isn't worth my time.

Muckracker
Does anyone else get excited when they see a review with a score below a C?

My chemical Bromance
Thank God, maybe this is the first great nail being slammed into the coffin of the dumb ass 80's revival culture-thingy

NIN!
I LOVE nin with a sick passion, but this one ranks slightly lower than With Teeth in my book.

R'lyeh Day parade
Never forget the inescapable horrors of the Cthulhu balloon that rode high above the lesser ones, dragging us all into a world of indescribable insanity! Those were the good old days…

It's a documentary, ish…
I was hoping for Jackass-3d. Damn you Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and your ivory tower!

Brave New Woild
As far as the beat downs go, whaddya expect from a superhero when you don't pay for what you get?