I'm Ryan Murphy, so pitch away.

Let's guess what the theme will be:
Aliens or Outer Space
Antarctic Science Base (with sexy buxom scientist ladies!)
Shopping Mall
Beach Boardwalk
Theme Park
Seminary School

One in the dink-dink, two in the

That really important-sounding thing brought up, like, twice in Episode II and then never discussed again?

As long as we get some more near-nakey-ness from Ms. Gomez I'll be there, ticket in-hand.

If Seth Rogan and Rose Byrne are now in the "old" stage of their careers….I think I'll apply for my AARP card and leap off a nearby cliff.

"You're off the fuckin' chain!" - Danny Butterman

The skits had me rolling; the car segments (interstitials?) had me rolling stronger doobs in hope I could get on Peele's level.

It's the colloquial term for when your first cousin jerks you off under the dinner table during a family gathering, ie holidays, fish frys, etc.

Everyone said that!

Great answers all around. I can't help but hear Aladdin's "A Whole New World" reading some of this stuff.

I just can't take casper-white dudes talking about Crips and Bloods seriously.

Give me Family Matters Season 5-9 DVDs or give me death! (Ok, I'll settle for the Carmichael Show over death, but I'd really prefer the FamMatt)

What's your opinion on:
If it takes, like, a paragraph to describe your sexuality, maybe you're being…more complicated than needed?

No, this is Patrick.

Speaking of Family Matters … Where in the all out fuck are the Season 5 and up DVDs??

At the end of those commercials (I'm watching South Park on CC, I swear!!) they put up a Twitter or Tumblr or w/e username. So apparently they were submitted by viewers, but just as likely they were submitted by the marketing dept. using "hip and edge-ay" aliases.

*hosts 'America's Funniest Home Videos' ripoff that Only 90s Kidz Will Remember*

Not a cereal-loving pirate midget?

Ryan Murphy's office is three doors down.