"He brought us marshmallows and ginger ale."

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Every time I see her in movies or on this site (or in my dreams, if ya know what I mean) I think:

Shamefully my first thought, as an unemployed wannabe screenwriter, was to write an outline based around this story - specifically the group of affluent festival attendees who conspire to kidnap these sheriffs until the festival is over, in order to fully party hardy.

I believe that revolved around snorkeling or diving or something.
Totally different, alright, alright, alright?

Maybe I'm old school but the idea of having to watch some webisode to keep up with a tv show seems…more involved than my lazy ass is interested in.

Their next idea is one of those USB drives embedded in brick walls that fans have to bring their laptops to and watch while holding their Dell against the wall.

Is this where I admit that, Guitar Hero scene notwithstanding, I actually kind of enjoy the first Smurfs movie? Not like put it on my Best Of list, just not on any Worst Of list.

My tablet takes forever to load italics so the headline read "Lionsgate is making a movie version of the games."

Critics are already grabbing their torches and pitchforks.

(insert Apu going off on Skinner's "Billy and the Cloneasaurus" idea here)

This is what happens when you hire A. B. Normal as your showrunner.

"Buy my Complete 12-Season DVD set!"

"Is that that ripoff of Family Guy?"
—How I know to walk away from the conversation. And that person. Forever.

Probably the same reason they won't review episodes of Trailer Park Boys: a commenter bugged a certain senior editor about it too many times that, out of spite and in a scorched-earth maneuver, vowed to never, ever, ever review them.

She's got some nice ol' legs, that's for sure.

Album cover notwithstanding, this song made an excellent montage during "The Gang Broke Dee."

Is the second movie the one where the female 'transportee' is, like, constantly screaming throughout the entire movie?

If I could get stoned and watch sci-fi with Teti and O'Neal that would be sooooo cool.

I'm still fighting about ethics in game journalism…. Wot'sall this then about music industry sexism?