I don't think my George Miller/Terry Gilliam/Guillermo del Toro reboot of Tales From The Darkside will ever get off the ground!

'Primetime' animated show? Now that's interesting.
I was expecting it to be a Saturday morning cartoon. I wonder if it would have been more serious as a primetime cartoon?

And if you play 'Picasso's Last Words' backwards you'll hear 'Beth' by Kiss.

WOTPOTA using WOPOA don't you understand?

Punctuation: Motherfucker! Do you, use it [properly;)?

Isn't it weird how we'll include an O for 'of' in abbreviations but not a T for 'the,' a longer word?

William Hughes is actually just the name the mailroom guy uses when he pretends to be an AV Club executive, Secret of My Success-style.

I dunno….I might need one or two more Newswires before I know whether or not Nintendo is considering a return to Hollywood.

That's how I understood what (season 2? spoiler)
that CDC guy was saying.
That everyone -at that point- was infected regardless.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape's Face?

I think the pink shirt + the unzipped pants were supposed to indicate the cute girl eating face for breakfast , the one he kept yelling for, was his lady friend.

Hodor.

Worse - it's from a Reddit post which was ripping off a Buzzfeed article.

Sometimes I just want to walk up to Corey, give him a big 'ol bear hug and tell him everything's going to be alright.
Not in a gay way, or anything.

This might be the most "Friday morning in August" Newswire yet.
A third-hand report of a Tampa DJ's 24-year-old anecdote…

I'll be the even-shittier person and admit I'll never intentionally hear any of her music but I will google image search the hell out of her.

I thought you said vaporware and I was trying to figure out who the hell this could be considered vaporware when it's actually been released.

What a bunch of (lovable) weirdos! Making Nabin seem normal by comparison.

KNH?

I swear this isn't just me being contrarian, but Lois & Clark still, to this day, remains my all-time favorite Superman movie or tv show. (And yes I've rewatched the series as an adult, so it's not just because of nostalgia.)