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We don't have an outhouse.

Castle of Fu Manchu is just pure tedium. Man, what a slog.

Did it still have the H? That's how people know it's a Honda.

Snark all we like, we know all of our moms are going to go see this.

Can you still say skeet on TV, or have enough people figured out what it means?

Bill Cosby?

I think it happened once or twice, but the fact that they were performed by the same person (Frank Oz) limited their interaction. Similarly, Kermit didn't work much with Rowlf or Dr. Teeth until the Muppet Movie.

Piggy calling Fozzie "the guy with the hat" was pretty funny.

I'm not in the elevator yet. But I'll still do the show.

What were you doing dating monkeys, JD? Some of that's on you.

Disney will burn down the Supreme Court and piss on the ashes before they let that happen.

Try this one as a replacement: the United States is composed of 46 states and 4 Commonwealths: Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, and Virginia.

Sorry, I thought you was corn.

Thank you. I can understand people being angry that it won over Do the Right Thing, but that doesn't mean Miss Daisy isn't a good film.

Sales will probably be a factor as well.

Huddling got better near the end, but boy were his first years on the book rough. I'm willing to cut him a little slack since he got married, had kids, and ran a network at the time he was writing and never missed a deadline.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

It's hard not to go the oppression route, though. Asimov's robots are intelligent beings that are essentially slaves.

I don't really like stories about sad, lonely losers, what with being one in real life, so I'm probably going to pass.

I don't think Cross even attempts to hide his contempt for us.