Aw, I like that movie.

The AV Club
Where does the time go…

With all the grace he could muster, Bhumibol drew his two automatic pistols. Time seemed to slow as the king got off three shots, the second creasing Tutuola's skull. However, the wild-eyed officer continued coming forward, shouts of "COP KILLAH!!!" emanating from his chapped lips. Bhumibol knew his death was at hand,…

A hush filled the room. The assembled magnates, saurians and hillbillies looking intently as Pauli's corpse. Angie turned her head sideways, partially to hid her tears and partially because Utahraptors lack stereoscopic vision. She bent down beside Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli lifeless body, her mind swimming with…

Yeesh, confusing. Thanks for replying. I'm always confused about things being in the public domain, since companies are always using crazy tricks to work around it (It's a Wonderful Life, for instance).

Iñárritu raped Tobias's father with his mother, and then bludgeoned them to death with his dog.

"There's nothing good about what you do or who you are."

Alan Zweibel?

What would happen to all 62 of Saturn's moons? Won't someone think of the moons?

Yeah, worrying about how your parents and loved ones would feel is sometimes the only thing keeping people from just letting go and ending it.

Does anyone have any idea if Lovecraft's work is nearing public domain? I've found at least one source that says since the copyright paperwork was filled out incorrectly, pretty much all of the material in Weird Tales (Conan, Lovecraft, etc.) is public domain, but I wouldn't want to be the one to test that in court.

The best part about getting a Kindle was that suddenly lots of science fiction and pulp stories that have long ago gone out of print were available at pretty reasonable prices.

Um, Bound, anybody?

Charles about the pizza: This isn't brick oven! Jake, we've been played!

Gasinex, for, um, gas I guess.

Some of my favorite bits:

Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor…

So then I told the President, get this…Marge?

Because he balanced the budget eight years in a row.

Ow, my tiny leg!