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Oh Park Overall, the world needs you now more than ever.

But Amy did leave to go undercover in the prison for a couple episodes. I don't know if that counts or not.

Just going to call it now: Gina wearing baggy sweatshirts and a snuggy in the Florida episodes leads me to believe that Chelsea Perretti is this season's pregnant actress.

Sex is just part of the job. Real intimacy is scary.

The sequels aren't as good as the first one, but they are still worth reading. The third one, Dracula Cha-cha-cha is a fun romp through 1960s Rome with shout outs to Roger Corman, Fellini, and James Bond.

That's why he needs Chapstick.

As someone born in Ohio, I am required by law to viscerally hate the Steelers.

The archenemy of Christian Science?

I wasn't really loving the episode, but the ending scene with the duck eggs and the call to Alex for advice was beautiful and sweet, as was Alex's hug with Haley. I hope Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland start getting some Emmy love, since both actresses have really been giving some great performances.

Are there any words that aren't also filthy British slang?

For me, the best jokes belonged to the band. The title of their acoustic song being "Dead Inside"; and their description of Piggy's show in terms of sushi, either prison sushi (bad) or gas station sushi (good).

Hell, she's Ms. Multiverse.

Oh God, I totally missed that.

I don't know. I don't think anyone has mentioned it.

Psst, he's the current showrunner.

Man, gentleman really need to study harder and apply themselves.

It is now.

A mensch is a person of great integrity and honor, so I guess the opposite of that.

A Dingo boots pitchman.

If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.