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I wonder how long it will take for Cherry to totally alienate his female cast members?

He's out back parking his elephant.

Morrissey offered them gazpacho, but the Icelanders were having none of it.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

Mac Tonight stabs main character in the back, setting up cliff hanger.

He'd best look out for Uncle O'Grimacey, then.

It's the gritty, true life story of how a young clown and his gang managed to supplant the established boss, Speedee, and take over McDonaldland. McDonald puts his cronies in charge as mayor and police chief, but he is the true power behind the throne. It's a lot like Boardwalk Empire, now that I think about it.

IIRC, she also brought out the character as part of a set of Siamese twins on a date; Jennifer Garner played the other, obviously more attractive twin. As Jimmy Fallon is making out with Garner, Dratch is eating chips and saying "Go to town, man, but I'm the one with the vagina."

Morey Amsterdam, now there's a sandwich.

When I was a boy an eldritch book informed me I'd inherited the
Innsmouth Look.

Have they found feathers on adult tyrannosaurids? I though they were restricted to hatchlings and juveniles.

I can't hear the original song without thinking "most ducks are rapists". Thanks, Internet.

So, basically girls lose self-esteem right around when your product becomes necessary? I'm sure there's no correlation at all.

Well, that is how the song ends.

You promised me, ferret! You promised me!!!!!

And here I though it was my unpleasant personality and small penis. I just need to buy a truck!

Well, reality has a liberal bias.

Lao.

I learned that asking "Why does God need a starship?" in the car right before church is not a great idea.

Having Piggy Leia be so into Kermit Luke was even more incesty than the movies, though.