Ah, I was wondering who that was. She looked familiar, but I couldn't place it.

Hamill does a more than passable Kermit the Frog voice, too. Plus, he is super cool in person.

Have you tried the subtitles?

Oh, why did they demolish Penn Station? In the old days, "One saw comedy like a god; one scuttles in now like Dane Cook."

Even though it's 2050 and we've definitely proven God doesn't exist, I have a spirit animal. Because Indians.

Sit on it, firedmyass!

*looks forlornly at dinosaurs dying all around*

MY FACKIN BURGER IS ON LAYAWAY.

I guess he doesn't believe in magic.

I wonder though, if you went back and bought a copy of, say, Superman #1, you would be taking it from someone who would have bought it instead of you. You could be changing the timeline radically.

They just got a public library.

That must be confusing for everyone.

So you're Bradley Cooper-ish, but more ish than Cooper.

I hear his wife and daughter are lovely.

I think Shrek 2 is superior to Shrek, but I'm probably in the minority.

I love Alan Arkin, but he did not deserve an Oscar for Little Miss Sunshine.

They reshowed that two weeks ago. Mary Gross should have gotten more post-SNL work.

Don't forget Julianna Margulies, Mila Kunis, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

He did write Trigger Happy, which sounds like the Beach Boys singing the NRA's anthem.

It also snows in Ethiopia, South Africa, Morocco, and Lesotho.