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Ibrahim the Machete?

Only a paltry 1 in 4.

Pundit-boxing, if you will.

I have a follow up question.

Nothing cools Nancy down faster than stroking the barrel of her glock.

It's okay. VH1 reruns those (number) (superlative adjective) (noun) of the (decade) shows nearly constantly. It is nearly unavoidable.

According to Wikipedia, it means cooking pot and derives from Dutch oven. It has since come to mean pot, but wasn't intended to.

Does anyone else think the AT&T girl is super hot?

That hippy sued me for damages. Successfully!

Ahem, zombie Shel Silverstein would like a word with you.

I wonder if McKuen left all of his royalties to Spooner, his old hound/
Growing old on steak and bacon/
A dog house ten feet 'round.

Silly old squirrel. RIP

Crack two.

Does anyone know a way to get an English translation of Monday Begins on Saturday? That has bedeviled me for years.

Money?

Maya's rocking the cleavage in that photo.

Eh, Thousand Island dressing is pure carcinogens, so he was already screwed.

Still better than Magnolia.

I look up to you because you let me down.