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"I've got more than enough to eat at home." - Rob Ford

How do you like that. You're a poet, and you didn't even know you were rhyming those words.

I though she was pretty good in Out of Sight and Angel Eyes. And I've never seen Selena. You're right about everything else, though.

That's how they get ya.

Well, strictly speaking, they are rodents of unusual size, they just aren't vicious man-eaters. Although if Bill Peet's book is to be believed, they will mess you up if they have to.

Did they have Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

Baltimore: If you lived here, you'd be murdered by now.

Simonson's FF run is delightful and under appreciated. It requires a little Marvel knowledge (who the Shi'ar are, why Ben is human and Sherry Ventura is the Thing), but it is great fun.

Yes, they did.

Brad! Janet! Dr. Scott!

That was a very awkward Conan interview.

You mean like that guy who was in Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Blade Runner? His career totally imploded.

That's something to put on the ol' resume.

I'd say he could play a younger, less intense Indy, but then I remember Jones fought in the trenches in France and was probably never especially jovial.

Still better than Shia taking the role.

I think Bill gave up on dignity with Larger than Life.

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

I like the current cast, actually, but the writers don't give them a lot to work with.

Wow, deja vu.

Well, we don't know who they've cast for Lewis or Jeanine. There's still a chance.