Yachts need fuel. Everyone forgets that.

For those who have seen it, why is it rated R? Language? Boobs?

Right. Next you'll tell me the lesson from Watchmen was intricately plotted stores involving fallible human characters inhabiting a fully-realized world, instead of just making comics with violence and boobs.

It doesn't have to be dull. Read Kim Newman for a giant shared universe with some ripping good stories.

Cat party!

In Archer's universe, Reed Richards became the Thing.

Thank you!

Maybe they slept with each other? The fact that they said it in unison kind of hinted at that to me. That also might have been the origin of the realsies swearsies pact between them.

Racist!

According to the comics, he grew up in Nebraska.

Asian Betsy would probably be firmly in Fox's camp. I don't know if Marvel UK characters like Brian and Megan are considered X-characters for licensing purposes or not.

This Clea doesn't even have a box.

IIRC, he's alive once again, but mortal. His last series, Herc, wasn't bad, but it just couldn't live up to Incredible Hercules.

Damn, it was a clever trap.

Spoiler: Bugs Meany did it. I mean, the kid's name is Meany, for God's sake.

He'd make an even better Mr. Incredible/Incorrigible.

There is a Marvel villain called Dr. Strange that predates the sorcerer, but he's insanely obscure. And white.

Rush Limbaugh's heart explodes. Nation cheers.

He could play Jericho Drumm, MD. If he and the spirit of his dead brother, Daniel, want to keep earth safe from threats on deadside, that's his business.

I think Michael sells it in the song. I'm not so sure about the video; Wesley Snipes would break him in half.