Is Hanging Tough the the least tough song ever? I mean, they yell "We're Rough!" right in the middle of it. I almost choked laughing when I heard it again for the first time in 20 years. I was totally unconvinced of their purported toughness.

I will admit, the original movie scared the shit out of me when I was 4 years old. It only had to eat the poor old farmer guy, and I was done.

It danced with Michelle Pfeiffer in Married to the Blob.

Val Kilmer as Mark Twain as the Blob!

But at least you don't have Hepatitis.

They Live already exists.

SteveMcQueenverse

Do you hear that Oregon? Mississippi is laughing at you. Mississippi! The "We only exist so Alabama isn't last in everything" state. You can do better!

It depends on the country. Apparently Britain has a high rate of measles infections, and had an epidemic in 2013.

Yeah, I think the HR person would be pissed at your boss for sharing that nugget of personal information.

Well, the SEALS that killed bin-Laden were undercover as medical workers giving vaccines, so I'm sure that made a lot of people in the region suspicious of any outsiders with syringes.

I should have never put my penis in there. Shame on me.

Honestly, given the number of kids that enter the park on a daily basis, I'm surprised the park hasn't had more disease outbreaks. I imagine the DIsney people keep the park as clean as possible, but germs "find a way."

I've been waiting for Homer the Happy Ghost to reappear for a long time. Him, Harvey, Sgt. Barney Barker, and Petey the Pest.

They remain as awful as ever. But ALF comics totally got me into collecting Marvel comics, much to my parents' regret.

Eh, while it works in theory, the X-men have rarely used the metaphor to its full potential. Hell, Claremont kept them in space half the time. It's difficult to imagine a book featuring rich, beautiful, super-powered, mostly white people constantly whining about how oppressed they are resonating with many minority…

I think it works both ways. Why in God's name would DC hire all of the people who ran the sinking ship that was 1990s Marvel? You know the red-hot writer who kids love? Howard Mackie!

That, like, totally defeats the purpose.

Too many Hulks, too many Hulks, too many…

The young guy out in space sure is.