Seriously, only Kyle Kinane seemed legitimately drunk. Everyone else is entirely too coherent.

It gave us Jon Stewart and Frank Sinatra; but it also gave us Kevin Smith. I guess it's a wash.

Or releasing the Penguins movie at all.

Off topic, I guess, but something really bugged me about the first movie. If the evil villain wanted the secret scroll that didn't actually have anything written on it…why didn't they just give it to him instead of fighting him? It's not like he could do anything with the horrible, non-existent secret.

Wookies are way easier to breed in captivity.

Bah dah bah bah bah…I'm indifferent.

He did start out as pure evil.

But the knowledge is Sweet Freedom.

Which one was the neighbor on Home Improvement?

He needs an adapter if he tries things with a European.

There's a double bris during sweeps!

It's like Raaaaaainn, on your wedding day…

Well, Mallory is pretty awful. The others at least have some redeeming traits.

I'd give her my pool noodle any day. Am I doing this right?

What do you mean, you people?

What about The Stanley Cup: 100 Years of Glory?

My brother and I were in that movie!

Yes.

He was also in Batman and Flash Gordon.

It also gave us a great episode of Eagle Heart.