I'll be in my bunk.

Is it on HBOGo? It was an HBO movie, IIRC.

I believe "King Toot" is in both episodes.

Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.

"My lawyers tell me I've always worn pants."

Spoiler: He's actually a beautiful swan the whole time.

Ms. Fey is lovely. I'd certainly trade her father five goats for her hand in marriage. And the good goats, too.

In Oklahoma, what's the difference between Sharia Law and the conservative Christian doctrine that's pretty much state law? Not being able to eat ham?

Why were people bringing them to theaters in the first place? Don't say to eat, because the tomato is not a hand fruit.

So it might be entirely made-up then?

Charlie Wilson's War was pretty good.

The Aristocrats!

Also, can you really buy a licorice gun?

There's your problem. You have to take the peel off of kiwis.

You make us smile and put songs in our hearts.

But she's not a mother. I call shenanigans!

Is he not turtle enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle, turtle.

Anyone who co-creates Get Smart gets a few mulligans.

Hmmm, so he did. My apologies.

Congratulations?