Professor, I forgot to water your plants.

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I am. That's why it took 5 years to comment.

Right outside of their them parks.

Just hire one of the guys from Time Square; much cheaper.

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The fact that I'm rooting for North Korea in their next movie is probably not a good sign.

Or Killington seceding from Vermont. Yes, really. They want to join New Hampshire.

The item that always amazed me was the Civil War chess sets. I like to imagine what the Syrian or Somalian equivalent would be.

If you ever have to start a sentence with "It's not racist" then it's racist.

I, too, was briefly filled with hope of Lovitz's glorious return to TV. Then I saw this guy worked on the dismal 1600 Penn, and now I'm sad.

Dr. Doom, Baron Zemo, and Deadpool all have legitimately messed up faces, though.

Given that it is McDonald's cuisine, perhaps "I Hate Myself for Loving You" would be apt.

Why do I like gals/Who were previously my pals/Why, oh tell me why

Not a Mad Man fan, but yeah, they could definitely be related.

Hey, maybe he's cousins with two persnickety young men who also dabble in psychiatry. And maybe his uncle is a flamboyant lawyer in Boston. Executive producer credit, please.

So is a W like a three-way?

That's a problem?

It is odd than an alcoholic with severe depression didn't write happier stories.

I was going to say I liked his six word novel, but apparently that's an urban legend.