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You have to push in as you turn.

Smithers, do you know Bill from Accounting? That's his daughter.

From the context, it is clear what you mean.

Oh no, it contains "Smiley."

We were having a nice conversation about killing small animals, and you had to go and make it weird.

It's been a while, but I think the line was something like, "What if the Russians get one, or the Chinese, or the Shah of Iran." Anachronistic because all three nations (Iran and China more than the USSR) were our allies and relatively unlikely to develop nuclear technology.

Man, I haven't crushed the heads of squirrels today. Where's my award?

He doesn't just love 'em, he f…
Finds them very attractive.

Eh, there's really only a couple verses about gay people that have gotten blown out of proportion. You're right about women, though.

Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11, but he was too busy brutally beating and blinding Vietnamese immigrants.

Go away, Wimpy.

Where would you put Candy Dulfer's "Lily Was Here"?

Bitch, it is 4:30!

Well, you did join ISIS.

Those go for insanely large amounts at conventions.

By the power of Grayskull!

Or Betty Boop in hip hop gear for some reason.

*Upvotes, then goes home and cries*

The Leader is good/The Leader is great/I surrender my will as of this date.

For me, worrying that the Shah of Iran might get a hold of a nuclear device would be a laughable idea in the 1940s, given that Iran was occupied by both Britain and the USSR for most of the war. Americans would probably be more worried about Peru getting the bomb than Iran.