He was acting!

-I have a twin sister.
-What does she do?
-She waits by the phone. She's a female version of this.
-Oh, that's so sad.
-Well, then call her, Seth! Call her!

I miss them not at all. Their singing duo that hasn't bothered to rehearse schtick wasn't funny the first time, let alone the 800th. I always just put the TV on mute.

Let the young people eat soda!

Don't you mean Alda upvotes?

I'm sure he gets plenty at home. His wife wrote a movie about it. A dull, unfunny, nipple-less movie about it.

Beach Partyman

His Vincent Price stuff is usually pretty good. I never saw the appeal of Stefon, either.

"No, sir, I don't like it."

He's happy running the bar down in Stoolbend.

I'm different!

Flank McLargehuge

The easily bamboozled Prince of Space!

They're over here! They're over there! Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!

Bookend Mr. Mooneys!

Movie, can I speak to your supervisor?

Legally?

Sorry.

Swartzwelder appears at least twice that I know of: as one of the writers of Itchy and Scratchy in "The Front" and as one of Lionel Hutz's surprise witnesses in "The Day the Violence Died."

Lookwell is an amazing show, but I think both Conan and Smigel later admitted that they had absolutely no idea how to follow up if the pilot was picked up.