Less well known, he also wrote the all ages classic "Chitty-chitty-bang-only whores need access to safe abortions"

Australia: English speaking country my ass!

I'd help but I lost everything investing in the autogyro delivery system in Bechuanaland. Now this package will never make it to the Prussian consulate in Stanleyville!

Members of Congress have taken the Onion seriously, thus the Abortionplex debacle: http://www.thewire.com/nati…

How can your life be so boring? You have a penis for a nose! The possibilities are endless!

This weekend I saw Muppets Most Wanted and A Night in Old Mexico from Redbox and The Master from Netflix streaming. I…was confused. The performances were good, but I never really understood the story. Phoenix does a good job contorting himself into a man who is pure id, but it is rather difficult to sympathize with…

The Help managed to do it, as well.

The Pinkertons folded once the market for Irish-head-breaker dried up.

It was right up there with worrying about the Shah of Iran getting his hands on the bomb in the first episode. At the time, the Shah was quite clearly a puppet ruler who only held power because the British and Soviet governments handed it to him. Americans in the 1940s would probably worry about Peru acquiring a…

Stars of David burn vampires, but apparently they don't hurt/cause as much damage as crosses—at least for Marvel vampires. Varnae, who predated Jesus (and probably most monotheistic concepts of God), was immune to pretty much all non-Atlantean religious icons.

Well, I think Gellar is Jewish.

Well, he did defeat Dr. Doom.

Now dingbat has been used thrice!

It's Hell being Mel.

It is an amazing word, but it doesn't come up much in conversation.

Sadly, that is incorrect.

I get what you're trying to do, but I don't think it works. You might want to delete. We'll just forget this ever happened.

Counter argument: Duck Dynasty

I think you can keep the whales currently in captivity in captivity, but just outlaw the breeding of new captive whales. That way, the current population will just die out in a few years.

It's Crazy Horse, and from what I understand, other than the original individual who commissioned it, the Sioux generally hate everything about this memorial. They hate that it desecrates the land, they hate that it is being built by a white guy, they hate that it is pointing, etc.