Well, the new Tea Leoni show where she plays Secretary of State might help balance it out.

I'm very fond of Carla Gugino, but I can't honestly say whether I think she's a good actress or not. I want to say yes, but I fear I'm letting my appreciation of her attractiveness get in the way of my judgement. She was not very good in Watchmen, but she was miscast.

Turn left at the A-cup.

So a big yellow taxi took my Jerry away?

I bet he wishes he was still in the Chal-Skin business.

A type of brontosaurus (Apatasaurus) is Apatosaurus louisae, named after Andrew Carnegi's wife, Louise.

Named after the town's founder, Edward James Bumfuck, IV.

Well, the dinosaur was named after Sue Hendrickson, who might be the most interesting woman in the world. Seriously, look at her Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I'm pretty sure the Sioux, who own the land by treaty, and who consider the area sacred, are rather miffed that we carved four dead white guys into their mountain.

Quit your carping about carp.

She's such a groovy lady,
She makes my heart go hidey-hadey
She is the chick I spend my nights thinking of!

Somebody check in on Peter Coyote.

And then he'd be Schmoked Ham.

I know! Silent Cal is the anti-Theodore Roosevelt: boring, uninspiring, and totally indifferent to the need of the common man. Since he's one of only two presidents to come from Vermont (Chester A. Arthur was the other), he is lionized up here, and various libraries and other buildings are named after him.

I miss the days when "Network" and Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" song were satire, and not just accurate depictions of what society has become.

This just happened to me a couple hours ago: I was in the car listening to the radio when a DJ starts talking about the tragedy of Robin Williams' passing and the many, many great roles he played. Including some small roles in classic movies, such as Calvin Coolidge in Night at the Museum.

"He's right! Give us Hell, Quimby!"

Winters also apparently struggled with depression throughout his life. You laugh so you don't cry.

It's peer pressure. I bet the light switch dared her to do it.

Watched Bad Words on Saturday night. It was funny, but the twist was rather predictable. I felt very smart for knowing what struthious meant without having to look it up.